Above the clouds.

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

image

I don’t know what I expected

sxli:

acid-rapp:

Nothin like camping

This looks so perfect