*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.
light up sketchers combined with heelys would be some next level shit
Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.